Crunchy Granola

In conversation, my boss often describes people as "crunchy granola" followed by "you'd like them". Apparently, I'm one of them, I guess. Maybe because I eat organic food and weird grains. Or is it my personality? Probably both, and here'a another reason: I love homemade granola.

Pretty much every package of store-bought granola I've looked at is full of sugar, but it's still really yummy without a ton of sweetness. And it is so easy to make. Here's my recipe, which is a hybrid of a couple of recipes that I found.

4 cups rolled oats

1/2 cup sunflower seeds

1/2 milled flaxseed (store in the freezer, it will taste a lot better)

2/3 cup cashews

1 cup almonds

1 1/2 tbsp vanilla

4 tbsp canola oil

4-6 tbsp maple syrup

Mix it all together in a big bowl (dry first, then liquids), and spread it on a cookie sheet or two. The thinner you spread it, the faster it will cook, so if you're anxious to try it use a couple of cookie sheets. Bake at 350 for around 15-20 minutes or until it feels dry when you run your hands through it. Mix up the granola partway through cooking so it browns evenly. Add dried fruit and and soymilk and you have yourself a healthy and filling breakfast.

I will take being called crunchy granola as a compliment, since that must mean that I'm awesome.

My favorite thing in the world

I love pizza. Sure, I like cooking, but I also really like having someone else cook one and put it in a box for me, but that can't happen anymore. I came across someone talking about a restuarant that sells spelt pizza, but it's nowhere near me, which is very, very sad. So, I just have to make my own (what's new?).

Spelt is the easiest grain to substitute for wheat, in my experience. It has a similar amount of gluten so it acts pretty much just like wheat, and tastes quite similar as well. If you want to know more about spelt, buy a package of spelt cereal, pretzels, or flour, and it will tell you more. They all have little background stories, unlike wheat (just another great benefit of spelt, a history lesson!), such as my bag of Newman's Own spelt pretzels tells us that it's been eaten for over 9,000 years.

I'm currently waiting for my dough to rise. Here's my foolproof spelt pizza recipe.

Spelt Pizza

3-4 cups spelt flour

1 package active dry yeast

1/3 cup warm water (it can be pretty warm without killing the yeast)

1 cup warm water

1/2 tsp salt

2 tbsp olive oil

Dissolve yeast in the 1/3 cup warm water. Add the rest of the water, half of the flour, olive oil, and salt. Mix that up and gradually add flour until it forms a ball and you can knead it. Knead for about 10 minutes (or until the dough is really mixed and/or you're really bored). Let it rise until it doubles in size, preferably in a warm area. It should take about an hour to rise, or at least 2 if it's the winter and you are like me and don't like high heating bills.

Once the dough has risen, punch it down, knead it a tiny bit more, then seperate into 2 or 3 pieces. Each ball will feed 2 people; if you split it into thirds those people might want a side dish with their pizza as well. Freeze what you don't use in individual baggies. To defrost, leave it in the fridge while you're at work so you can come home to a delicious and super easy dinner.

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Roll out the dough and prick with a fork all over, so air bubbles won't form, unless, of course, you are one of those people that loves to pop air bubbles on pizzas. Top the pizza however you like. I like fresh mozzarella-tomato-basil and onion-spinach-artichoke. Cook until the cheese is browned. If you don't have cheese to gauge it by, I'd say about 10 minutes.

Zenzerino, also known as limoncello without the lemons

How can you not smile when a big plate of ginger and orange zest are looking up and smiling at you? You forget just how many times you zested your hands instead of the stringy ginger roots. You haven't yet noticed that your fingernails are a strange yellow color. It hasn't sunk in that you have to wait 80 days to try it, and a meteor (or spy satellite) could fall out the the sky sometime before you get to taste your creation.

I made limoncello last year "to give as gifts for Christmas". We gave away one bottle, I think, and kept the rest. It was a big hit. So, Aaron, who was in the lucky household to recieve the one bottle we gave away, decided to make his own, but this time with ginger. We zested half a pound of ginger and 6 oranges, and at this moment they are sitting in 100 proof vodka in his kitchen, awaiting the next step. We're just following the recipe I used for my limoncello. We still have a while to wait, but for now I will continue to be amused by our smiling ginger-orange friend.